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WE ARE ALL BLACK!
ALL Black! We are ALL Negro's!. Now I know you are probably saying "Everyone isn't black! I knew this guy once who was not black!" Well it may SEEM that way...but it isn't. Now has anyone ever seen that TV show "Super Mario Bros."? Well on this one episode these guys tried to turn everyone against each other by painting half the people red, and half the people blue. Now Mario and Luigi were opposite colors, and then these bad guys started tellin people stuff like "Hey! Blue guy! Those red people think they are better than you! they said your Mama smokes pajamas!" and stuff like that! So they then started fighting and the red people lived with the red people, and the blue people lived with the blue. I forget how it ended but you know Mario probably said something like "Pizza Pie!" and everyone lived happily ever after. But thats what happened! We were ALL black! Till this guy named Blackula(THE Blackula!) Rode his super fancy Airplane and spilled whitewash on part of the people, Indian wash on part of the people, Oriental wash on part of the people, and so on, and then he said "BLAAA! I AM BLACKULA! BLAAA! Now you red guy! That yellow guy says you smell like a jokea donkey! Blaa! White guy! That black guy says you smell flowers! Blaa!" and made them fight. Then Blackula led an Army composing of Michael Jordan, Malcolm X, George Washington Carver, Rodney king, Eddie Murphy, Puff Daddy, and Malcolm X-Tra Large. Then Blackula said "BLAA! LETS FIGHT!", then Blackula and his team of African-Americans which he called "Rubber Band" rounded up some troops and headed for war! Then some white guys made a crack Army which composed of George Washington, Steve Martin, King Henry, Michael Jackson, George Clooney, Wayne Gretsky, That guy from AT&T, Bill Nye, and Eli Whitney. This Army was known as "AT&T Presents: The Super Friends!". They got some troops, and headed for war! This was a long and hard battle. There were some people who got along, the most famous gang of inter-racial fighters was "The A-Team". This battle finally ended when "Rubber Band" Won. This Battle was known as "The War of 1812"9For more information about the war of 1812, consult your local library). That is why the white people were enslaved for years. So...YEP! That's how that goes... So remember THAT the next time you talk to one of those "Slimy Slaves"!
