Well in Current Events, The new movie "Grumpy Old Men 3: Escape from the C.H.U.D.s", Is being filmed in the Woderful World Of Plumpkin. Since the two dudes that play in the first and second died, the new people are going to be Mr. T And Tom Hanks. The movie is only going to be a short, seven and a half hours. The movie is about two guys who fall under ground while ice fishing ( I dont know how they got under ground While Ice Fishing, you'd think that they would just fall into water ,but you know) And then the run into some C.H.U.D.s, and then the run from them for about, six hours, and then they surface, and Mr.T says to Tom Hanks, "I pitty the fool who runs faster then me!!!!!!!!" Then Mr.T hits Tom Hanks in the face. Then he goes and gets drunk in Mexico. So if you want to be one of the extra in this movie, just go to the Wonderful World Of Plumpkin, or call 1-800 HOT-BUTT.
Also in Current Events, We are having the annual "Feces Day Parade"!!!!! This will be going on from 10:00 a.m. on Sat, and ending on 10:00 a.m. on fri.There will be TONS of games including, Throwing knifes at Clowning and, Hucking rocks at Clownie. The addmission is $10 for adult and $100,000 for children. So if you are looking for some fun for about a week, come to the Woderful World of Plumpkin.
And well... One of my articals would not be an artical without a short war story. Gogo fought Mission Bravo this week. It was mostly Mission Bravo Troopers but he said it was tough. Is what happend was, He was on an Endo Happy Adventure when, Mission Bravo Troopers started shooting at him. He yelled "Kong Fu Kong Fu!" and started to battle them. When all of a sudden Mission Bravo man said, "READY THE BOKIECHOTAY!". Then he said "FIRE THE BOKIECHOTAY", then all the remaning troops hit Gogo. But he was still alive and kickin. Then he K.O.ed the Troopers and started to fight Mission Bravo Man. Mission Bravo Man said, "I might beat you another day!" and ran off. So in Conclusion Gogo is good. This is Big Papa Gomez Reporting...
