Current Events!

Well in current events I think that the feces supply is running low in the wonderful world of Plumpkin. Some how the feces supply keeps running out. This reporter thinks that the one Plumpkinte, lets just call him "Not Gogo" (Remember this name is farthest from the truth) is eating all the feces. My sources are, well let’s just call him "Not SidneyPup", said he saw "Not Gogo" eating his own feces. I didn’t believe Him until I saw it for myself. When I visited the wonderful world of Plumpkin I saw Him eating his own feces, and some other feces that said Clownie on them. I don’t know who this Clownie person is but I would like to know why he has blue feces. Anyway "Not SidneyPup" Said he’d be eating a heck of a lot more prunes and apple sauce , to catch-up on the feces supply. So in conclusion the Plumpkin feces shortage Is solved. This is Big Papa Gomez Reporting.

3/30/01

Mission Bravo VS The Plumpkinites!

Well in current events Mission Bravo Snuck into the Wonderful World of Plumpkin. The Mission Bravo members snuck up to the Plumpkinites’ house and started shooting it (with paintball guns). Gogo went out into battle first. He scared two of them away by hucking feces at them. Just then Clownie went to battle! Before he could do anything, he was shot, and killed. Then the Plumpkinites: Sidney Pup and Lil’Toot brought out a feces blaster and shot two of them in the gonads. Then ‘Josh…’ ran out and hit Lil’Toot in the head with a frying pan. This made Gogo mad he took out his Hobo dagger and bonked ‘Josh…’ on the head. There was just three left Sidney Pup took the two weak ones while Gogo took on the tough one. The first to go was G.I.Jimbo, Sid took a stick and wacked him in the head with it. Then it was Joseki, he tried to shoot Sid with his paintgun but before he could, Sid grabbed it from him and started rapidly firing into the air. It totally blew his mind and he ran away. It was just Major Damage left. Gogo pulled out his sword and battled him to the death ( it was actually Gogo poking Major Damage until Major damage was tired and played dead). So in conclusion the Plumpkinites are better then Mission Bravo. This is Big Papa Gomez Reporting.

4/06/01

The Lost Week...

4/13/01

Some Stuff...!!!

Well in Current Events, The Wonderful World of Plumpkin was atacked, by Killer Feces. It all happened when Clownie was walking down the street, and all of a sudden he was exploded by feces. Killing him and everything within a ten inch radius. Then they attacked the Plumpkinites’ house. Sidney Pup, Gogo and Lil’toot, ran out to battle. They started kicking the feces and then someone, lets just call him ‘Not Gogo’ (this is farthest from the truth) started eating the feces. It was a long and Furious battle. Lil’toot was eaten By feces. Gogo got Feces sickness. But Sidney Pup won and had the mess to clean up. Then he found Lil’toot in some feces. And he found ‘Not Gogo’ alive and still eating feces. So in conclusion the Plumpkinites can win against anything. This is Big Papa Gomez Reporting.

4/20/01

Some Events! That are Current!

Well in Current Events Garry Coleman, A.K.A Rev Garry Coleman, is marching in a Midget Pride parade. It is being held in the Wonderful World of Plumpkin, on Oldpeoplecant dr. Their is said to be a lot of Midgets, including Webster, Mickey from Seinfield, and the Mystical Midget. Their will also be BIG cartoon balloons Such as Mighty mouse, Atom Ant, and Krillen. All the refreshments are in wee little glasses to. And their will be Midget Wrestling, So if you Midgets out there want to join in you must sing a contract by 4/27/01. Also in Current Events Hobos, are going to reenact the Civil War. This is going to be in The Wonderful World of Plumpkin, on Canyouplease dr. Instead of fake guns, they will be using super soakers filled with red juice. So it is rated ( we don’t know why they rated it) PG-Eleventeen, For Violence and use of Hobo Stew. Also a carnival is coming to the Wonderful World of Plumpkin. There is going to be over three rides ( well one is not really a ride, its more of sticking your tongue on a battery, and then they push you over). And there are going to be games like: where you throw a pile of feces at a person, lets just call him ’Not Gogo’ and if you get some in his mouth you get a kick in the bum! Plus you can ‘bob for feces‘ and win a prize. Well in Conclusion... well nothing. This is Big Papa Gomez Reporting.

4/27/01

Something that involves PeeWee Herman!

Well in Current Events Peewee Herman’s Bike has been stolen again. He hired three people to find it for him, Clownie the Plumpkinite Because he’s his number one fan. Some Hobo that he found behind a dumpster. And Mr. T because he pity's da foo. Clownie went to the east, The Hobo went to the west, Mr. T went to the north., And Peewee Herman went to the south. First the Hobo found it but Grimis the big purple guy ate him before he could get it. Next Clownie fond it but Grimis killed him with a nail in a board. Then Mr.T found it but Grimis tried to beat him up. Mr. T would not stand for it and he kicked Grimis in the gonads. But just then Frances hit Mr. T with a shoe. Next was Peewee Herman he found it but Frances showed up and they duked it out .Peewee was the winner and got his bike back. So in conclusion Peewee is still enjoying his bike. This is Big Papa Gomez Reporting.

6/28/01

THE MISSPELLED JUMBLE!!

Well in Current Event, I Ate my own FECES!!!!! That is not really a event but it is cool. Well this week there was not really any events in the Wonderful World Of Plumpkin. So i'll just tell you guys about another short war story. Gogo and Sidneypup went on a Endo happy adventure, When they where in the field the herd a crawl. So a couse they went to go check it out, And it was the Idishmann. A scaley like creature That has a silver bottom half, And a ornge top half. It has big black eyes and so on. Sidneypup his pvc pipe And a coke shield. Gogo had a pvc pipe and a pepsi shield. They begain battling the enemy moster, It was a long and so so hard battle but they won, So in conclusion Gogo and sid rule. This is Big Papa Gomez Reporting.