Me Moosalini, and HAVE ME GOT A NEWSY FOR YOU! Me sat in Momoo's Bed and floor like almost all week! Me sleep alot, and listen to TV! And One day me dreamed me won a action figure of Damon Wayans. Me Then Woke up...But me don't know why. Well the big news is that me saw me fighting in the army. Me won, and kicked Hitler in the butt. Me battled Atilla the Hun in a a game of Crash Bandicoot! And me went to naughty dog and was like "People still havvvvvvve playstations! Make playstation games!"...Then me fought Arnold Schwartseeeeneeeeger. And Then...Thats when i got mad. They called me Mossganeeeeger! Cuz me was the bestest! And they sent me to fight the C.H.U.D.s! I was all like "Hey! Undergroundy-ma-guys! Die, or stop being such big meanies! Grrr!". Me then went and ate food. Mikoo came in and was all like "Don't be in the NEWS!" And me was like "...YES!" And he was like "...Ok, fine! WHATEVER! Im gonna go eat that corn you found in the toilet!", then me fought Darth Vader in a game of death! Me was all like "HEY! You are dead!" And hes like "IM YOUR FATHER!", and THEN Me was like "NO! ITS NOT TRUE!...Really...Its not. Die now!", and me killed him with incredable diareaish speed! And his last words was "Decapitating feet!". Then me went and bought out ABC (thats the !A! Butt Company, Or thats what I made of it...You know, that TV channel!) me then made "Everyone Loves Moosalini" be the best show on telemavizon. And then me made new shows called SeinMoosalini, Home in Mossalini, FrasMoosalini, Mossalini's Creek, That Moosalini Show, Moosalini Island, Moosalinivivor, Big Moosalini, Who wants to be Mooslaini, 9021Mooslaini, Saved by the Moosalini, Married with Moosalini, I Love Moosalini, Moosalini and the City, King of the Moosalini, Moosalinirama, and The Moosalini Show! They are all the best show. Me have me own clothing line called "Dress Like Moosalini...NOW!". And Then me was Famous. This was a Vision of what me is doing tommorows! ME! IS! THE! BESTEST! Just Remember...Me Love You! XOXOXOXOXO =)

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